This deserves a huge WTF?? award.  Imagine busting this out in the playgrounds of  suburbia…would love to see the looks on the faces of perky soccer moms…

The detail on this thing is phenomenal!

UPDATE:  The creator of this horrific object is Elmer Presslee.  You must check out his site for even crazier creations!  Thanks to Tatyana for the link!

[spotted by creepy Mike via]